Jan 10, 2004

IRON COBRA threatens return

Toronto, January 2004 --

In a rare display of action, IRON COBRA announced today that they "may be recording together again in the [near] to distant future."

This news comes amid allegations (also made by COBRA) that they have become "too cool" in recent months and need to "lighten up."

Although IRON COBRA did accept responsability for the comments, the duo also refuses to either qualify or deny them and stated that they "could not currently be reached for questioning."

The duo has most recently been rumoured to be starting rumours (which are rumoured to be true) and is best known for inventing comedy (an act they had no hand in but are avid proponents of).

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